I've been hiding. I didn't tell anyone I was hiding; I just didn't return phone calls. I think I am ready to not hide now, but I should like to have a Jean-Pierre Jeunet kind of day. A playing music...
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I had this idea when I got in bed last night and tonight that I'd actually go to sleep. I guess that was wrong. I caved in and took a sleeping pill shortly before five last night, and I was...
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I was born in Petaluma, California, in a hospital that I've been told is no longer a hospital. My doctor was Dr. West, and what I remember about him from when I was very little was that he was gentle...
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You probably don't actually want to read this. Really. I have been cruising the web for bra size calculators this evening. The results have been strange. The calculator at afraidtoask.com tells me that my bra size is a 36 DD...
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When I was in high school—and when I was home on breaks from college—I worked part-time as a clerk in a family-owned video store called Best Video. Only a few of us worked there, and we all knew the customer...
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In front of the health bar section at Albertson's... Confused woman: "Well, what's the difference between all these bars, anyway? Do you eat them? Why do you eat them?" I explain how many of these bars can be a good...
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Some songs—like the one I'm listening to now, for example—make me want to tap dance. However, as I say that, I feel like I should acknowledge that I'm really more about the theory of tap dancing than the actual practice...
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TV: "Critics are calling 'Serving Sara' the..." Jeff: "Did they just say 'Cervix Salad'?"...
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Because I was going through some old pictures today, and because I really don't care if anyone thinks it's cheesy to post multiple photos of your pets....
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I had this sudden panic over the idea that any minute, low-rise jeans are going to go out of style. I briefly considered stockpiling. You see, the low-rise trend was one of the best things ever to happen to my...
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