Overheard in a waiting room:

Man #1: "Well, that's just sick how O.J. got away with all that. Just plain sick. Somebody should do something about it."
Man #2: "That's the Lord's job. O.J. will have his time of reckoning, and the Lord will sort everything out."
Man #1, unironically: "Well, when that happens, the Lord had just better not give him any leeway."

Received in the mail today:

My membership registration and temporary membership card. From the AARP. Um, what?

Taken a couple of weeks ago: