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my hair isn't even long enough for red scrunchies 04/01/03
It occurs to me that LiveJournal users seem to get remarkably few comments from people who aren't registered LiveJournal users. In some cases, it's just not an option, as the only way for an unregistered reader to comment is to...
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This is Scoby. Scoby 04/05/03
This is Scoby. Scoby lives with a man named Josh and likes to hang out at the Long Beach Dog Park. Napa really wanted to be friends with Scoby, because she likes little dogs, but Scoby was not interested...
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rugs for the chillins 04/06/03
I am very tired. I spent most of yesterday with channelinglucy and crew at Disneyland. It was a pleasure, as always. The lines were surprisingly short, given that it was a Saturday, and the good company made them seem...
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rub-a-dub-dub 04/08/03
I'm posting this just so that I don't lose it (again), but you're welcome to read it if you'd like. I got it in a forward back in 1995, when AOL seemed like a good idea and email was lots...
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sound advice 04/09/03
From here: http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/seduction.htm FOREPLAY I am no expert at foreplay. I am, however, a master at stroking cats into a state of ecstasy, and a woman shouldn't be too different. If your bird is anything like my cat, the following...
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double double 04/09/03

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Violá! My editor sucks! 04/17/03
Okay, people, something needs to be cleared up, here. I just saw the word "violá" printed in a catalog, as in, "Violá! My editor sucks!" A viola is a musical instrument. It's like a violin, but slightly bigger. Adding an...
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next, they'll be playing mexican hatband 04/19/03
This whole Iraqi playing cards thing really creeps me out. It strikes me as grotesquely clichéd, the product of too many movies that rely on heavy-handed symbolism to make the point that there's evil in the world, folks, evil. But...
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adventures in dermatology 04/29/03
There's nothing like a visit to the dermatologist to make you feel vain and hypochondriacal. "You're concerned about skin cancer?" "Yes." "Any particular spots?" "My back." He looks and apparently sees nothing that makes him even want to look twice....
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