I thought those of you who don't live in California, and therefore won't have the pleasure of voting today, might appreciate a visual or two.

Of special note here in case you didn't know about this: if you can make out the lettering, you will notice that the names are not listed in alphabetical order. The state reordered the alphabet through a lotto-like drawing. Seriously. They picked balls with letters on them out of a bigger ball. What's more, they did this for various locations throughout the state to avoid accusations of alphabetical discrimination. Or something.

If you didn't know about these, it's because they're much less fun to talk about than the fact that Arnold Schwarzenegger likes grabbin' him some ass. If you look at Proposition 54 for more than about 3 seconds and think about all its possible applications, you'll see that it's a truly horrible idea. That doesn't mean it won't pass, but today, I've decided to try to maintain a shred of faith in humanity.