Today's issue of "Los Angeles Times Magazine" is the "Men's Fashion Issue." "The Dashing Man," advertises the cover. "Suave. Sophisticated. Self-Assured."

Well, then! Let's have a peek, shall we? Since you won't be able to read the tiny text in the image, I'll blow up the part that applies to the man on this page.

Ah, Los Angeles in the springtime! Nothing says "I have unresolved Miami Vice issues and way too much disposable income" like wearing $3000 worth of Louis Vuitton clothes while you pretend to do yardwork.

I love this town.