A letter to the editors of Budget Living, June/July 2003 issue:

"I read your magazine by chance and enjoyed it. Being a man, I was surprised that the contents were so entertaining. I was going to subscribe, but you'll have to bill me later, because I can't fill out money orders here in jail. Talk about budget living! Maybe I can share a couple of tips? I like to hang different-size woven baskets on kitchen walls. Also, a really cheap, cool way to decorate is to use a feather duster as a paintbrush and pile on different colors. I've thought up a lot of stuff. Being an editor and all, if you feel like writing, I need a pen pal. I bet you never thought you would be hit on buy a guy in jail that reads your magazine."

In unrelated news, this picture of Christina Ricci is really creeping me out.