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FOREPLAY
I am no expert at foreplay. I am, however, a master at stroking cats into a state of ecstasy, and a woman shouldn't be too different. If your bird is anything like my cat, the following manouevres are guaranteed to get her really frothed up:
- Run your hand along her spine
- Scratch her ears
- Tickle her under her chin
- Push her on her back, take hold of her feet and move her legs up and down like levers
- Poke her repeatedly in the belly with one finger while going, "You love it, don't you, you big fat furry fucker."