sound advice
April 9, 2003
12:00 PM

From here: http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/seduction.htm

FOREPLAY

I am no expert at foreplay. I am, however, a master at stroking cats into a state of ecstasy, and a woman shouldn't be too different. If your bird is anything like my cat, the following manouevres are guaranteed to get her really frothed up:

  • Run your hand along her spine

  • Scratch her ears

  • Tickle her under her chin

  • Push her on her back, take hold of her feet and move her legs up and down like levers

  • Poke her repeatedly in the belly with one finger while going, "You love it, don't you, you big fat furry fucker."

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