Here it is! The first in a brief series that revisits some of the more amusing exchanges I've had with people in comments here. The ones I can find, anyway. I'm not duplicating entire threads; I'm just highlighting.

This one's from January of 2002:

maigrey: Elf boy is so *totally* hot! And when he's shooting that bow in rapid fire? I know violence is bad, but let me tell you he was totally sexy there.

And Viggo Mortenson (Aragon) is pretty damn fine, too.

majorweather: I just went to check on elf boy's birthdate so that I wouldn't feel creepy for finding him so hot. He's only five years and a month younger than I am; that's not so bad!

You're right about Viggo, too.

beatnikside: I dug the elf and Viggo, too. And I am so not gay. Really.

Five years? Cradlerobber.

majorweather: Mama's gonna "buy him a mockingbird."

beatnikside: What if that "mockingbird" don't "sing"?

majorweather: Mama's gonna buy him a nipple ring.

beatnikside: And if that nipple ring don't shine?

majorweather: Mama's gonna ply him with good red wine.

beatnikside: And if that good red wine should fail?

majorweather: Mama's gonna still get some hot elf tail.