Chapter 17: Dancing in the Dark
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AS THE WORLD went pitch black, Henry Bethel's instinct
told him that Gus would expect him to dive forward in his
effort to escape. So in the split second that the Underground
House was plunged into impenetrable darkness, Henry threw
himself backwards onto the palms of his hands, then threw
his leg out in a wide arc swiftly to his right. It worked:
Gus cursed him in his native language and lunged forward
to wear he expected Henry to be, only to have his shin connect
with Henry's leg. There was tremendous crash as Gus tripped
and pitched himself into a glass end table, bringing down
a huge, ornate lamp on his head. Or so Henry hoped, as he
got to his feet and began moving like desperate blind man
down what he believed was the main hallway of the house.
If Mangopoulos' little terrorist organization had really
done their homework on him, they might have discovered that
Henry had given numerous tours of Armstrong's house as part
of various Las Vegas art and architecture tours he'd been
involved in. Even then, they might not have known about
the master electrical switch that Armstrong had installed
inside the dragon's mouth. It was one of his favorite party
tricks: gathering his guests around him, then suddenly sending
them into the perpetual night that his little elegantly
decorated cave enjoyed without the benefit of electricity.
But Armstrong went one further. The switch inside the dragon
worked in only one direction. The other switch was on the
opposite side of the house, and Armstrong would make good
on his boast that he could find his way there in the dark.
"Sense like a bat!" he'd cry in delight as he
nonchalantly walked in the unnerving darkness to the other
switch without tripping or stumbling once. Then he would
flip the on switch to the applause of his guests, each breathing
an unexpected sigh of relief at how comforting being able
to see again was.
Poor Gus had no idea of such elaborate tomfoolery. Henry
heard what could only be the sound of the dragon's head
being ripped from the wall as Gus fumbled with the switch,
flipping it futilely up and down. He kept moving, going
as fast as he dared, hands outstretched like a zombie in
a hokey horror flick.
When Henry reached the sliding glass door at the end of
the corridor, his hand brushing against a second before
he would have walked square into it, he was relieved to
find it halfway open. To have slid it would have told Gus
instantly where he was, and he was hoping Gus would think
he had headed for the front door instead. As he slipped
his body cautiously through the opening, he paused, listening
for sounds of pursuit.
The sounds of Gus' guttural cursing had died away a minute
before. Now, as Henry stood there, his head cocked, listening,
he could hear nothing. He turned to step into the mock Florida
room at the end of the house when a chuckle, far off (but
not that far off) came spiraling up the hall like a spider
across the back of his neck.
"Hah! Very clever, my friend, very clever." Gus'
voice was ragged, an edge of anger boiling below his forced
aplomb. "But Gus, he sees better than you think! He
sees everything!" The voice, Henry thought as sweat
trickled down his temple, as he stood there, not daring
to breathe, was at the edge of the hallway he'd just come
down. Gus' breathing came down the dark in menacing little
gasps, as if he was waiting, waiting for the slightest sound
that would betray which way Henry had gone.
As quietly has he could, Henry stepped fully through the
door, reaching down to remove his left shoe. Slowly he reached
down and removed the right, and with shoes in hand crept
toward the patio door that he was sure was directly in front
of him. If he could double back around the side of the house,
he might be able to reach the elevator before Gus realized
he hadn't made a beeline for it. Unless, of course, Gus
was making a beeline for the elevator himself, knowing that
it was Henry's only way out.
But, Henry suddenly realized, it wasn't his only way out
Henry reached the patio door, his palm suddenly flat against
its cool wood. His hand drifted down until it found the
doorknob. The door was shut, and if it squeaked as he opened
it...
Henry held his breath once more, ready to dash through
the door at the first hint of noise. The soft click of the
latch slipping out as he turned the knob was almost imperceptible,
but to Henry it was as loud as a cannon. He pushed gently
and door swung silently out before him.
Henry stepped into the patio area and immediately stubbed
his toe on the leg of something, most likely a table. He
swallowed his yelp and went into a half-crouch, hopping
a little and swinging his shoes before him to ward off the
chaise lounge that was likely in his way. At last he made
it to the astroturf of the house's "yard," and
turned to his right, in the direction he hoped would lead
him around the house.
It was then that he saw the skyline.
Stupid, stupid, thought Henry. It wasn't as if he'd forgotten
about the murals that lined the walls of the Underground
House, but in his excitement over his plan to escape he
hadn't fully reckoned them in. For the murals that Armstrong
had commissioned, each a different vista from some part
of the world that the billionaire had fancied, had been
painted with overlays of phosphorescent paint, so that each
day scene also had an equivalent night. The glittering dabs
of glow in the dark paint now rose, faintly, to evoke the
city of Sydney at night. It wasn't enough light to see by,
but to move in front of the murals was to present a silhouette
that even Gus, with his one good eye, could see.
Henry dropped to his knees and began to crawl along the
wall beneath the scenes, moving from Sydney to Rome to Chicago,
his ears pricked for any sound at all behind him or in front
of him. The going was agonizingly slow, but to move too
fast would betray him to Gus, who by now must be outside
the house as well, though he could hear nothing. With each
crawling step, images of Maude and her assistants at the
mercy of Mangopoulos' thugs flashed before him, but he squelched
them, thinking only that he had to hurry, that he had to
get out of here. The thought that it was already too late
rose sickeningly to his mind, but he pushed it away as well,
and started to crawl faster.
After what seemed an endless period but at best was only
five minutes, he turned the corner of the house and saw,
several yards distant, the point at which the glowing dots
of cityscapes terminated into a patch of blackness, like
a galaxy set against the void. The elevator lay in that
void and for all Henry knew Gus was already there, standing
before it, waiting with his thick, scaly hands that had
no doubt wrung a hundred necks.
But twenty or so feet from the elevator, and only a dozen
yards from where he crouched, was a secret door set into
the wall that led to a staircase that led directly to Armstrong's
garage above. If Henry could reach it, he could shut the
door behind him and lock it, but the emergency lights inside
would spill out into the dark. How quickly could Gus cover
those twenty feet, if he even was standing at the elevator?
Henry paused, listening. There wasn't a sound. As quiet
as the proverbial tomb, Henry thought, and then decided
Well, it's not going to be my tomb.
He stood up, back to what he thought was the corner of
the house, and slipped his shoes on, preparing himself for
the sprint to where he thought (where he hoped) that secret
door was. But as he leaned against the house to steady himself,
he felt a cool smoothness against his back.
Two things happened at once: Henry realized Fuck, I'm leaning
against a window just as that window shattered outward.
Henry instinctively threw his arms over his head and tried
to crouch, but something had hold of the back of his jacket,
pinning his arms upward for a moment. He felt himself being
pulled back up like a rag doll as Gus, his fingers entangled
in the material of Henry's coat, began to draw him into
the house.
Adrenaline kicked in, and Henry, one step from terror,
straightened his arms behind him and threw himself forward
like a high diver. Somehow, it worked: Henry fell face down
into the sharp little blades of plastic grass and shards
of broken glass, leaving his empty jacket fluttering in
Gus' grasp. An unintelligible curse roared behind him as
he got to his feet and started moving for the dark break
in the skyline where the elevator was. He was running now,
moving straight for the void. Gus was still inside the house,
he could make it there before
It was at that moment that Henry ran headlong into something
that fell all around him as he fell to the ground with a
resounding clatter. Something wet and sticky gushed down
the lower half of his face as he lay, stunned, covered with
several cold object. In his sudden stupor he realized he'd
stumbled directly into the full suit of medieval armor that
stood just to one side of the elevator. Fucking dust collectors
he thought for one stupid moment as he struggled to get
up, his hand going to his bleeding nose. His ears where
ringing, but not so loud that he couldn't hear Gus' low,
throaty chuckle just above him. He was already upon him.
"Well, well. Cat and mouse is fun, but the cat always
wins, yes, my friend? A shame, when your last hours could
have been filled with stimulating conversation! Someone
should have told you that nothing escapes ol' Gus' eyes,
eh, my poor friend?"
Gus laughed, more in mirth than menace, though Henry knew
he was about to die. Sitting up now, he looked in the direction
of that laugh, and for a moment thought he was hallucinating.
He blinked and blinked, but still he saw, bright in the
darkness, Gus' eyes, the ruined one and the good one, both
open and shining a brilliant blue in the darkness, like
twin gas flames. For a second, Henry could have sworn that
each eye had the endless reflection of another eye behind
it, a tunnel of eyes descending into the back of Gus' head
for all infinity.
But in that same second Henry's addled mind realized his
right hand was lying on the hilt of a sword.
Gus laughed again. "So! Our evening is at an end!
Perhaps when our warriors return we'll put your head next
to the witches! Hah! Yes, you can listen to her lies for
all eternity, you poor lovesick fool!" He laughed heartily
as he leaned down to take Henry's throat in his ancient,
scarred fingers.
But it was Gus' throat that was ripped open as Henry, with
every ounce of strength available to his aching arm, swung
the still sharp sword into the space below his terrible
glowing eyes. Gus gasped as the blade buried itself into
his neck, and as Henry got to his feet, still holding the
hilt, Henry pushed himself forward and brought the sword
all the way down.
Gus' head hit the astroturf with soft plop, like a ripe
fruit dropping from a tree.
Henry felt as if he would vomit. He stood unsteady, wiping
the blood away from his face. After a few seconds he dropped
the sword and moved toward the elevator. His ears were still
ringing as he searched for the button. At last his fingers
found it, and pressed it as a hideous, gurgling sound arose
from where Gus' headless corpse lay.
He knew he shouldn't look back. But he did. There, in the
dark, the fiend's horrible blue eyes still shone. A sound
issued forth, and if Henry didn't know better, he would
have sworn that Gus' tongue somehow formed the words "Not
again..." But then the elevator arrived, and Henry
turned and stepped into it, hitting the button without looking
back again. As the doors slid shut, only one thought remained.
Maude, hang on... I'm coming. Please don't let it be too
late. I'm coming.